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"So you'll spend a lot of time waiting for women"...my father prophesied as I was growing up. We'd invariably have to wait for mom to run around our house fussing about with every last detail her imagination could conjure. This blanket statement however has held true...so true in fact that every time I make plans with a female I always add a minimum of a half hour to their readiness. Even at that I'll end up waiting twenty more minutes. But that's far better then being late. Oh don't you dare be late for them. You will not get laid. So ladies I implore you to calculate your and our time together accordingly. Or do you girls get off knowing that we're sitting in our cars losing patience. HMMMMMmmm....